Apparently three Oscar-nominated actors will be coming out on Monday and talking about their gay-related movie project. This starlet thinks she's the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe and this fashion designer has a hemorrhoid problem. Or maybe these are all April Fools jokes.

1. "Hold on to your tighty whities, everyone! In what is sure to be the biggest celebrity news item of the year, three of Hollywood's leading male actors will be coming out of the closet at the same time. The announcement will take place Monday at 1:00 pm PDT on the stage of the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles, site of the annual Academy Awards. The unusual venue was chosen so that members of the press from around the world could be accommodated for this event. There is some irony in the choice of location, as all three men have been nominated for the Academy Award more than once, but none has ever won. The three men will also announce that they are embarking on a film project together, tentatively titled The Shocker. It is the semi-autobiographical story of three deeply closeted actors in Hollywood, and the various challenges they face with their careers, their sexuality, and their beards." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This D List bleach blond celebrity recently visited a spiritualist that told her that she is the spirit of Marilyn Monroe reincarnated. She was also promised that her career would blossom into something bigger than Ms. Monroe's if the D Lister would visit the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery where Marilyn is interned at least once a month for a year. The D Lister has already visited twice." [BuzzFoto]

3. "Which former music mogul tried to put the moves on his friend's model girlfriend while on a business trip to Europe? He invited the stunner to his hotel room and claimed the two had "connected souls," but the woman didn't give in to his advances." [P6]

4. "Which top fashion designer was spotted buying multiple tubes of Preparation H at Duane Reade?" [P6]

5. "Which gal about town's lacy knickers were left in the luggage of her investment banker boyfriend, only to be found by the banker's wife?" [P6]

6. "Which of these blind items is an April Fool's joke?" [P6]