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During last night's episode of Archer, we got to learn a lot more about the show's "lesser" characters, Cheryl and Pam. When Pam gets abducted by people who think that she's actually Cheryl, we learn that Cheryl's had a secret all along.

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Yes, Cheryl is not just any office weirdo, she's a weirdo who is heir to the billion-dollar throne of her ancestor's train-tracking business. Who knew?

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Archer is confused by the voice scrambler when the abductors call, but we then find out how easy it is for Pam to take a beating.

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We also find out a cute little term for women you're embarrassed to admit you're sleeping with—a "moped."

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When the abductors called and asked how much money ISIS would pay to return Pam safely, Mallory went with a mere $5,000. This is Pam's retaliation.