We need not venture far back into history to find ample examples of female-to-male oral sex being used as a trope in advertisements designed to promote various goods and services. What primeval appeal does this obscure act hold for worldwide consumers? Only the wizards in the uppermost reaches of the advertising industry know for sure. But there must be something to it, because they keep on pushing it into our faces, and we keep right on swallowing it. [Copyranter]