Aubrey did a "Desert Fox" photoshoot because she's a fox, from the desert. Her mother doesn't think she's so foxy and refuses to see her, which sends Aubrey back to high school begging to be reprimanded for her huge boobs.

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This episode was about returning to "The Dirty D" to do a shoot for her "album" (who is paying for this I wonder). The McQueen was back! Aubrey looked gorgeous and spread her legs all over Pioneertown like it was her job. Groupie Sean followed the Frenemies to Palm Springs, and showed up with one single, sad rose given the scared scarf wearing person he is. But after a Sam and Ronnie-inspired rendition of "So Are We Together?", he is not done. Sadly. Even more sadly, Aubrey's mother won't see her, so she wears half a top to visit her old high school and principal. Like, 3/4 of her breasts were bursting out of the denim mini dress she'd chosen to be around teenagers and old people, because she's oh so famous, and we learn she used to get sent home for dress code issues all the time.

You know why bad mothers suck? They are raising people, who will go out in the world and interact, and maybe sing and have a reality show where they want to be good friends but maybe it doesn't work out. Hey, Mrs. O'Day, or whatever your name is, what's with the Pull Up Your Big Girl Panties book? And that tragic t-shirt? Have you met your daughter? Give her a silver-framed photo of the two of you. Write a note about how you couldn't be prouder of her if you sat around and tried all day, if instead of sucking and buying horrible, thoughtless, almost cruel gifts for a beautiful young woman whose mother needs to tell her to wash her face, you meditated on a mantra of love. Man, after seeing that purple-bagged hate bomb dropped off at the hotel in lieu of visit, I got it. I forgave Aubrey those stupid dog dresses (by the pool in the desert really though?). Well maybe I'm still mad about the dogs. But they are beautifully behaved, so Aubrey's done that well. See Mom?

Aubrey was pissed that Slack Krystal made her late for Doc Holliday, and maybe was going to break into her computer and sell stuff to TMZ. But the purported comeuppance by the concrete pond turned into the sympathetically lit, bemused confessional of someone who had maybe bitten off more than we can chew. I like people who admit to stalking people on the internet, frankly. Oh sure, there may have been some breaking and entering and privacy infringement(s). But look at how sweet she looks in that pink frock! Eerily, Aubrey compared Hacker Krystal's tactics to her own mother's keeping a dossier on her in case she needed to leak info to the press. WTF? What could her mother have in her secret files? What has Aubrey done???

Thankfully, sweet mummy and BFF Tiffany finally spoke up: Aubrey's paranoid about Mommy Dearest so she's paranoid about Krystal. Ahhhh. Then we met Tiffany's own daughter, Kiah, who godmother Aubrey is already desperately leading astray with her golden nails and talk of husbands. But the little one has her head on straight, scorning Aub's crazy talk like her mother had raised her right. So maybe that's a great thing! Also happily, next week is about kicking it to hot producers so we can finally give Freud a rest and let the sexytimes begin.