Louis C.K. Imagines What He Would Do If He Were Bill Gates 8.84K Lauren Soroken 03/26/11 08:00PM Filed to: Standup Standup TV Video If Louie C.K. were Bill Gates, he would spend his billions on things like buying all the pants in the world and then burning them. But mostly, he would open a pet food store called Shit Ass Pet Fuckers. Louis C.K. - Bill Gates - watch more funny videos