Oh, the poor Transportation Security Administration. There was the uproar over full body nudie scanners, which culminated when a TSA worker beat the shit out of a colleague over some small penis jokes. Then came the bro who sparked the ridiculous nationwide "don't touch my junk" thing. And just when TSA workers thought they were in the clear, a Post EXCLUSIVE chronicles some more recent failures.

Last month, a woman accidentally passed through security at Newark Airport with a steak knife in her luggage, which was only discovered after she handed it over. And authorities have arrested a man for sneaking past security at JFK and onto a plane, only to be busted on the tarmac when a flight attendant noticed the man standing around without an assigned seat. Yikes.

Dark days at the TSA. Keep your chins up, security folks... and grope harder!

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