Alleged Italian sex fiend Silvio Berlusconi, in an interview with opposition newspaper La Repubblica, says charges filed against him claiming that he had sex with 33 prostitutes at his legendary "bunga bunga" parties are "without sense." Why is that? Because, he told the paper, "even though I am a little brat ... 33 girls in two months seems like too much even for a 30 year old." But having sex 13 times with an underage prostitute, well, that's a different story.

He also explained to the paper what really happened during the alleged "bunga bunga" parties — "The reality is they were girls whose only fault was to take part in a meal with the prime minister." Well, there you have it. Case closed.

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