Deposed Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak and his klepto family have lost an appeal in Cairo Criminal Court that orders all of the family's assets frozen, including real estate, cash, securities and bank holdings. The family's travel ban was also kept in place. You're shit outta luck, Hos!

The Mubaraks' stolen wealth is thought to be somewhere in the billions of dollars, although no one yet knows for sure as the family has been playing an intense shell game in overseas banks. Meanwhile, nearly half of the Egyptian population lives on under $2 a day.

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