A new cast of Dancing With the Stars has spawned, Bachelor Pad gets picked up for another season, Norm MacDonald's "Me Doing Standup," and spoilery information about the next season of Top Chef Masters involving Mad Men guest judges!

ABOVE: Remember when Paula Deen got drunk at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival and groped Al Roker on the Today Show last week? Well, the festivities didn't end there! She ended up riding on top of the Food Network's Robert Ford, with photos to prove it. From there, the internet took hold of the idea and created Paula Deen Riding Things. Many more photos at the source!

8 PM — 9 PM
 ABC: No Ordinary Family
CBS: NCIS
NBC: The Biggest Loser
FOX: American Idol
The CW: One Tree Hill
Comedy Central: Onion SportsDome
OWN: What Would You Do?

9 PM — 10 PM
 ABC: V
CBS: NCIS: Los Angeles
The CW: Hellcats
FOX: Raising Hope
Discovery: Dirty Jobs
TLC: What Not to Wear
Food Network: Cupcake Wars
Travel Channel: Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern
History Channel: Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy

10 PM — 11 PM
 ABC: Detroit 1-8-7
CBS: The Good Wife
NBC: Parenthood
USA: White Collar
TNT: Southland
FX: Lights Out
Comedy Central: Tosh.0
Bravo: Real Housewives of Miami

Tonight's Late Night Guests

The Daily Show: Prince Zeid Raad (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Evan Osnos (Comedy Central)
Conan: Piers Morgan, Emmy Rossum, Nick Griffin (TBS)
Lopez Tonight: Cheryl Burke, John Popper & the Duskray Troubadours (TBS)
Chelsea Lately: Lil Jon (E!)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Emily Blunt, Max Irons, Aaron Lewis (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Matt Damon, Betty White, Cake (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Isla Fisher, Josh Radnor, Dan St. Germain (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Amanda Seyfried, B.J. Novak, cast of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Carla Gugino, Tom Lennon (CBS)

In TV News...

  • Norm MacDonald's Comedy Central special Me Doing Standup will premiere on March 12th. [Comedy Central Insider]
  • Here is your new cast of Dancing With The Stars. Not so hot this season—but Wendy Williams, Kendra, and Kirstie Alley should at least be entertaining. [Warming Glow]
  • Speaking of Wendy Williams... Her new GSN show Love Triangle will premiere on April 11th. Sounds like Wendy's gonna be a busy woman soon—how YOU doin?
  • Bachelor Pad will return to ABC for another season. [Inside TV]
  • Did ABC make a dumb move on waiting to air their "exclusive" interview with Charlie Sheen until tonight? Short answer: Yes. [TV Squad]
  • TV Land has picked up Hot in Cleveland for another season (a whole 22 episodes! They are working Betty White to death!) [TV Squad]
  • Christina Aguilera is reportedly being considered to be the "Paula" to round out Adam Levine and Cee-Lo's judging table on The Voice, but I wonder if that has changed since last night? [Warming Glow]
  • Don't be too surprised when and if Jason Sudeikis exits Saturday Night Live when his contract is up in 2012. He told Reuters, "I've had the fortunate opportunity to do sketch comedy for 15 years. You can only have so many ideas. I'd like to extend my career a little bit into different genres. I'd love to do a drama." [-saturdaynightlive]
  • Christina Hendricks and husband Geoffrey Arend have just taped an episode of Top Chef Masters. When the show returns for its third season, it will feature the two in a Mad Men-themed episode. [Inside TV]

Around the Web...

  • Attention, Freeze Frame obsessives! Play this game! [Famous Objects From Classic Movies]
  • If Billy, Dolly, Jeffy and PJ lived like Charlie Sheen. [Sheen Family Circus]
  • Robert Pattinson is just straight-up chillin' on the next cover of Vanity Fair. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • The 9 lives of Catwoman—and 9 possible storylines for Anne Hathaway's role in The Dark Knight Returns. [Movieline]
  • After being snubbed from The Oscar's In Memoriam montage, BWE decided to give Corey Haim the tribute he deserved. [Best Week Ever]
  • Norwegian singer Sondre Lerche has announced a new album. [Vulture]
  • Tim Burton and Josh Brolin are teaming up for a new version of the Hunchback of Norte Dame. [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • The Pogues will stop touring, citing Shane MacGowan's scary face "notoriously erratic behavior" (read: extreme Irish drunkenness) has made it hard to guarantee audiences a true performance. [Rolling Stone]