Today at Gawker.TV, Tom Hanks spoofs Toddlers & Tiaras, a lost scene from The Oscar's opening number, Kourtney Kardashian has sex in a Glamour bathroom, and Jimmy Kimmel gathers a bunch of Hollywood hotties for a new exercise "Hump Club."

Watch a Deleted Grease Dance Number from Oscar's Opening Montage
James Franco teased us last week by posting a 16-second clip of he and Anne Hathaway dancing to Grease song "You're The One that I Want." Somehow last night, it was cut from the show's opening.

Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johansson and Other Hollywood Babes Star in "Hottie Body Hump Club"
This video comes from Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscar special. "Jimmy K" owns a gym that promises to get you fit by, err, humping. Cameos include: Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Emily Blunt, Jessical Biel, Kelly Ripa, and more!

Radio Personality Alex Jones Takes to The View to Discuss Charlie Sheen
This morning the ladies of The View had admitted "friend" of Charlie Sheen and radio personality Alex Jones to discuss his mental sanity. Alex only wanted to plug himself and as you could imagine things didn't turn out well.

Tom Hanks Has a Daughter With a Secret Pageant Life on Toddlers and Tiaras
Here's fake Toddlers and Tiaras footage of Tom Hanks and his daughter Sophie perusing her dream as a Pageant Girl in the "Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby Contest." Who knew Jimmy Kimmel Live would prove to be so entertaining today?

Portlandia's First Season Finishes Strong
Portlandia concluded its freshman season this weekend with a little help from some famous friends Heather Graham, Kyle MacLachlan, Nick Kroll. We met a few new characters and watched Fred and Carrie start a national baseball team: The Portland Thinkers.

The Soup Presents Updates on Jesse James, Birdemic, "Butt-chugging" and Charlie Sheen
This week's Soup was full of win: poking fun at Charlie Sheen, Jesse James' new book, a staff-wide parody of an epic scene from Birdemic, and an NBC "The More You Know" moment about butt-chugging from Law & Order: SVU.

Lil Jon DJ'ed the Today Show's Fourth Hour This Morning
This bizarre occurrence on morning TV can be explained by two words: "NBC synergy." Yes, just like Alec Baldwin mocks on 30 Rock, Lil Jon hung with Kathie Lee and Hoda a week before The Apprentice premieres.

Mike Tyson and George W. Bush Star in "Tyler Perry's The President's Speech"
In an alternate universe, viewers all across the world saw something very different from Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush's dramatic portrayal a King and his speech therapist: Tyler Perry's The President's Speech, starring Mike Tyson and the actual George W.

Kourtney Kardashian Does the Dirty in a Public Bathroom
On this week's Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kourtney starts a risky habit of getting it on with Scott in public bathrooms. The habit abruptly ends when someone walks in on the pair in the Glamour office bathrooms.