Modern Family: "You Look Like a Tijuana Prostitute" 4.19K Ena Brdjanovic 02/23/11 10:05PM Filed to: Modern family Modern family TV Video On this week's Modern Family, Phil and Claire have a huge fight that somehow involves a fire extinguisher and a wedge salad (and a lot of recaps). Also, Claire sounds like a prostitute at the mall masseuse. Just watch.[There was a video here]