The nominees for the Comedy Awards, a new hire on The Office, Aaron Sorkin heads to 30 Rock, Lady Gaga gets a special, Roseanne Barr gets her own reality show, and have you been watching IBM's Watson on Jeopardy?

ABOVE: The set-up of Jeopardy's three-episode match in which IBM's super-computer Watson plays against two of the show's biggest winners in an epic match of man versus machine. If you missed last night's episode, catch up here and read more about Watson here.

What's New on TV Tonight

8 PM — 9 PM
 ABC: No Ordinary Family
NBC: The Biggest Loser
FOX: Glee
CBS: NCIS
HGTV: My First Place
The CW: One Tree Hill
OWN: What Would You Do?
USA: Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

9 PM — 10 PM
 ABC: V
CBS: NCIS: Los Angeles
FOX: Raising Hope and Traffic Light
Food Network: Cupcake Wars
TLC: What Not To Wear
The CW: Hellcats
Discovery: Dirty Jobs
BBC America: Ramsay's Best Restaurant
WE: Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?
History Channel: Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy
Travel Channel: Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern

10 PM — 11 PM
 ABC: Detroit 1-8-7
CBS: The Good Wife
NBC: Parenthood
FX: Lights Out
MTV: Teen Mom 2
TNT: Southland
Bravo: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Comedy Central: Tosh.0 and Onion SportsDome
OWN: Our America with Lisa Ling
HBO: Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

Tonight's Late Night Guests

The Daily Show: January Jones (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Christiane Amanpour, David Albright (Comedy Central)
Conan: Dr. Phil McGraw, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jump City: Seattle (TBS)
Lopez Tonight: Justin Bieber, Diane Kruger, Far East Movement (TBS)
Chelsea Lately: Cyndi Lauper (E!)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jeremy Renner, Eric Stonestreet, Black Dub (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Liam Neeson, Dave Salmoni, Gretchen Wilson (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Victoria Beckham, Jeff Probst, Joe Mauer, Drive-By Truckers (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Forest Whitaker, Irina Shayk, a Top Ten List with Joy Philbin, Josh Groban (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: William Shatner, Gillian Jacobs (CBS)

In TV News...

  • Aaron Sorkin will play himself in an upcoming episode of 30 Rock. [Splitsider]
  • Roseanne Barr has a new reality show coming out on Lifetime within the next year. [TV By The Numbers]
  • Nick Jonas will appear on the next episode of Mr. Sunshine—but is that a big enough draw to gain some new viewers? [TV Squad]
  • TLC's Sister Wives will return to TV on March 13th. [TV Squad]
  • Fox has signed a deal to syndicate episodes of Glee. Just what you always wanted, an annoying sing-along at 4 in the afternoon. [The Wrap]
  • It appears The Office has found their "Scranton-hot" coworker—model-turned-actress Cody Horn, who you may recognize from Rescue Me. [TVLine]
  • This year's Grammy Awards were the highest-rated Grammys in ten years. Over 26.7 million people tuned into see Lady Gaga in that damn egg. [Inside TV]
  • Comedy Central has announced the nominees for their first-ever Comedy Awards. Read the full (and pretty exciting) list here. [The Wrap]
  • Dan Harmon took some time to answer some fan-questions today, in particular—about how Community can possibly last over four seasons. [Splitsider]
  • Eight very WTF answers on Family Feud. [TV Squad]
  • The CBS 2 reporter who supposedly suffered a stroke while reporting from the Grammys is doing just fine. [Huff Po]
  • Lady Gaga will headline her own HBO concert special on May 7th. They'll use footage from her two shows at Madison Square Garden next week. [Pop Culture Brain]

Around the Web...

  • The Mitch Hurwitz guide to getting your sitcom canceled. [Guardian]
  • Here's the Times Square billboard of the newest Sports Illustrated cover that was announced during yesterday's Late Show taping, featuring Irina Shayk. [Deadspin]
  • A local man in Asheville has gone to Craigslist to seek company to help him understand Lost's shitty ending saying "I can't shake this feeling that I've been given the business by this show." Sorry friend, but that's exactly what happened. [The Awl]
  • Radiohead has announced that they'll release a new album this Saturday. [Reuters]
  • Newsies is opening at the Paper Mill Playhouse in New Jersey. So close to Broadway... yet so far. [New York Times]
  • I'm really, really jealous of all the cool toys our Gizmodo pals checked out yesterday at the Toy Fair. [Gizmodo]
  • David LaChappelle is suing Rihanna over her new video for "S&M" saying that it steals "composition, total concept, feel, tone, mood, theme, colours, props, settings, decors, wardrobe and lighting" of his normal work. [David LaChappelle]
  • The lineup for this year's Bonnaroo has been announced, so clean out your campers, wipe down the tents, and call up your drug dealers y'all! [Vulture]
  • There's a movie being made about Milli Vanilli—remember them? Back when we looked down upon entertainers who couldn't actually sing and autotuned pop songs weren't acceptable. [MSN]
  • How about that—Arianna Huffington now owns the trademark to the letter H. [Gawker]
  • Donald Glover has released a new Childish Gambino song called "Freaks and Geeks" in which he references TV shows, Minority Report and his penis. Hey now! [Movieline]