Guess who's getting their own internet? Robots! Robots are getting their own, robot-only internet, thanks to scientists who, according to the BBC, "hope it will allow robots to come into service... armed with a growing library of knowledge about their human masters." Why, hmm, yes, "armed," indeed.

"RoboEarth," as the project has been dubbed,

will be a communication system and a database, [researcher Dr. Markus Waibel] said.

In the database will be maps of places that robots work, descriptions of objects they encounter and instructions for how to complete distinct actions.

Ah, yes, "objects they encounter," like knives, and "instructions for how to complete distinct actions," like "stabbing you." Though, to be honest, I am less scared of robot murder than I am jealous of all the fun robot inside jokes they will have, on their private internet, that I will never see, since I am not a robot. Stupid RoboEarth. [BBC]