1. "This award-winning actor has always led a double life. He married his beard, but it was never a real marriage. Just a business partnership. Then he got a new acting gig… and a new twink boyfriend… and a new beard. Poor wifey, right? Not at all. She knew what the deal was all along. Besides, she's not exactly moping around her gilded cage of a house. She's had a boyfriend in the wings the whole time." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This star NFL wideout was showing off naked photos of this network reality star over the weekend to anyone who would look." [CDaN]

3. "This comes as a shock to us, since we've heard info on this very conservative, mostly network television actress before. Apparently, this actress claims to be extremely politically conservative in print and in interviews, but is really ambivalent about politics in real life. She only claims to hold her political beliefs to ‘stand out' amongst the crowd in Hollywood. She gabbed to our source that she's been so successful in network TV because ‘conservative idiots' think she's like-minded and watch her show because of it." [BuzzFoto]

4. "This NFL quarterback must not be worried about any random drug testing because he was going at it over the weekend." [CDaN]