Scientology Will Bury Its Enemies in Pamphlets With Terrifying New Printing Facility
Leave it to the Church of Scientology to make a commercial printing center seem creepy and menacing: This video celebrating the launch of its new 185,000 square foot "dissemination" facility in L.A. will give you paper-cut nightmares.
The cult relies on pamphlets and books to spread its lies to stupid people—the internet doesn't really work very well for them. So it's built an "International Dissemination and Distribution Printing Center" to consolidate all the global lie-printing into one nifty operation that can turn out 55,000 pages of lies per hour. It also has various secret jigsaws for the fabrication of Scientology crosses and such, and "a postal representative right on site" to more quickly reach all the dupes via U.S. mail.
