Oh, American Idol. What would we do without your twice-weekly gift of schadenfreude? Here are the nominees for last night's worst (i.e. best) audition.

It's unclear whether or not Christine McCaffrey is for real. There's a chance that she's actually an elaborate Kristen Wiig character.

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And here is Latoya. It's hard to say this about someone who you've never met, but I think I might hate her? Yes, I definitely hate her.

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Unsurprisingly, her audition was terrible enough to get three nos from the judges. Equally unsurprising, she was shocked.