Jordan Sekulow recently started blogging about religion, mostly in the form of Republican talking points, for the Washington Post. But that's just a side gig. His real career is being an expert in everything. Won't you book him?

Sekulow comes from a proud Republican insider background. His father, Christian conservative lawyer Jay Sekulow, has been an entrenched Washington figure for decades. But despite his success, it would take one more generation of Sekulownian power-breeding before the clan reached its full potential, in young Jordan.

Jordan Sekulow is represented by 5WPR, the PR firm whose sterling reputation ("America's most inept organization of any sort") you may have read about on Gawker over the years. Here, via Ben Smith, is an "incomplete list" of the subject headings of pitch emails that the relentless 5WPR has sent around on Jordan Sekulow's behalf. Have any question about any subject matter? Expert Avail:

-US CONSULATE ATTACK IN PESHAWAR (Expert Avail)
-State of the Union TONIGHT- Political/Legal Analysts Avail.
-Pros & Cons of Reid/Senate Public Option - Political Analyst
-Paterson's Offer Rejected for Less Controversial Mosque Site (Source Avail)
-Is Immigration the New Campaign Platform? (Expert Avail)
-Kagan Senate Hearings (Polit. Strategist Avail)
-No Longer Welcome: FBI Strains Ties with Muslims (Experts Avail)
-Senate Primaries: Will Anti-Incumbency Fever Take Over? (Political Analyst Avail)
-TALIBAN TALKS: A GOOD STRATEGY? EXPERT AVAILABLE
-Yemeni Rebels Tried for Spying (Expert Avail)
-Judge Rules Against Major Parts in AZ Immigration Law (Expert Avail)
-WILL THE JOB CREATION BILL CREATE JOBS? POLITICAL
-ANALYSTS/VARIOUS INDUSTRY EXPERTS AVAIL
-UN REP/HUMAN RIGHTS EXPERT AVAIL: HAITI QUAKE AND DISASTER RELIEF
-Expert for Breaking News: Effects of Middle East War Strategy & The Public Option

Yeah, but does he do bar mitzvahs?

If the Washington Post is paying Jordan Sekulow even a penny below seven-figures, it's a bargain.