Sally Jessy Raphael is creating a sitcom/mockumentary (think Curb Your Enthusiasm), where she copies popular shows in a bid to return to TV. In this one minute teaser, she gets her drink on, fist-pumps and brawls, Snooki-style.

Win?! "I'm Still Sally" is network-homeless now, but if her recent press tour is any indication of her popularity (it is), expect to see her hit your cable channels stat.