Whoopi Goldberg must have woken up early this morning to be drunk by 11 for her birthday party hosted by Martha Stewart. Before it even started Whoopi was making faces standing next to Joy Behar and even kissed her neck.

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Although it is unclear whether the "perfect woman" Martha Stewart actually messed up the invitations or if Whoopi was just a tad "confused" you know somewhere an intern is being put through hell.