Here's a trailer for the Roman period piece The Eagle, about animate bologna column Channing Tatum traipsing around Europe (or something) looking for a missing golden eagle thing. Oh who cares about the plot. That's not what's important.

What's important is that Channing Tatum, living embodiment of the word "thick", is in Roman costume and that Jamie Bell plays his slave boy. So, yeah, sold. The brooding twosome spends a lot of time gazing into each other's eyes with passion, then they get in a "fight" and start rolling around on the ground on top of each other. That's all you need to know about this movie, right? I suppose there might be some Donald Sutherland fetishists out there in the darker corners of this site's readership, so OK, you curious few, Donald Sutherland is in this, looking... uh... sexxxy. Weirdos.

The funniest thing about all this imagined gay subtext? The movie is called THE EAGLE. Hahahaha. Thanks, movies.

[via Collider]