Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

The Courtney Cox/David Arquette break up makes me want to SCREAM 4.less than a minute ago via web

Doug Benson
DougBenson

Us too, Dougie. Us too.

Just sent a picture of my penis to Brett Favre.less than a minute ago via WitStream

Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack

I'm sure it brightened his day!

The bullies are just jealous ‘cause the gay kids will someday have better marriages.less than a minute ago via Echofon

Seth MacFarlane
SethMacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane explains the real reason for the recent anti-gay madness.

Why do I feel like only one gigantic, Hulk-sized Chilean miner will emerge, emitting a tell-tale belch?less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Patton Oswalt
pattonoswalt

Why? Because you're a sick man, Mr. Oswalt! But we still love you anyway.

If I run into Carl Paladino today I plan to beat the crap out of him. #witsend #freakingidiot #iWILLcheckubooless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Andy Cohen
BravoAndy

Oh, It's on now!