TONIGHT: Tons! We've got new episodes of No Ordinary Family, The Good Wife, Raising Hope, Running Wilde, Detroit 1-8-7, Glee, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Biggest Loser, Flipping Out, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, and much, much more!

8:00 PM

Melissa and Joey Joe's citizenship is questioned, and he faces losing his job if his missing paperwork isn't found. Meanwhile, Lennox's decision to attend a dance with a girlfriend incites rumors about her sexuality. (ABC Family)
No Ordinary Family Jim and Stephanie keep their powers under wraps, but it doesn't mean their abilities are dormant as Jim hunts for bank robbers and Stephanie goes back on her word about using her super speed. (ABC)
Glee Finn has an existential crisis when he sees the face of Jesus in a grilled-cheese sandwich, or thinks he does. Meanwhile, the glee kids engage in a theological discussion after rallying around Kurt when he faces a crisis of his own. (FOX)
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Joan Rivers plays the game. (My9)
NCIS The team works with the FBI when a marine bomb tech is linked to a murder. CBS)
The Biggest Loser Tennis pro Anna Kournikova leads a group workout before a surprise challenge. (NBC)
One Tree Hill The financial problems at Brooke's company multiply. Meanwhile, Nathan and Haley make a decision about his career; Julian starts work on a new film; and Alex and Chase grow closer. (CW)

8:30 PM

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Bethenny Frankel plays the game. (My9)

9:00 PM

Dancing with the Stars The third-round results show. (ABC)
Raising Hope Virginia is outed as a hoarder when the family is forced to baby-proof the house after Hope learns how to crawl; Jimmy invents reasons to see Sabrina at the grocery store. (FOX)
NCIS: Los Angeles A marine with high security clearance is found dead in a parking lot in Beverly Hills, and one of his hands is missing. (CBS)
Flipping Out When Jeff blames Jenni for the disappearance of his prized day planner, Jenni tries to save her job (and sanity) by going on a sweeping quest to find it. (Bravo)
19 Kids and Counting Ugh. The Duggars. Ugh. (TLC)
Life Unexpected Cate tries to get closer to Kelly, but Kelly stabs her in the back by telling Ryan a secret. Elsewhere, Tasha informs Lux that she's back in Portland with a new foster family; and Baze encourages Math to ask out Paige. (CW)

9:30 PM

Running Wilde Steve promises Emmy he will quit his job at the oil company. Meanwhile, Puddle gets some unexpected assistance with a science project; and Fa'ad gets trapped in the vodka cellar. Paul Shaffer appears as himself. (FOX)

10:00 PM

The Good Wife Alicia goes up against Cary in court when she defends an Army reservist accused of murdering his wife. Meanwhile, Childs attempts to damage Peter's campaign. (CBS)
Teen Mom Catelynn and Tyler learn they'll get to visit their daughter; Farrah gets the results of Sophia's DNA test; Amber breaks up with Gary; and Maci confronts Kyle about her new life in Nashville. (MTV)
Parenthood Kristina plans a date night with Adam in an effort to keep their relationship going strong. (NBC)
Sons of Anarchy To help Gemma, Abel and SAMCRO, Jax makes an unlikely alliance. Meanwhile, SAMCRO sends Chucky undercover. (FX)
Detroit 1-8-7 The investigation into what appears to be a simple robbery-homicide of a Brush Park squatter leads Fitch, Washington, Longford and Majahan to uncover something much more complex. (ABC)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Bruce Willis (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Leon Botstein (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Courteney Cox, Bruno Tonioli, Phoenix (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Nicolas Cage, Dania Ramirez, Shorty Rossi (TBS, Repeat)
Chelsea Lately Tommy Lee, Guy Branum, Ross Mathews, Whitney Cummings (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Terrence Howard, Jillian Michaels, K.T. Tunstall (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Tom Selleck, Anthony Bourdain, Trace Adkins (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Tony Blair, Mavis Staples with Jeff Tweedy (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Alfred Molina, Cory Kahaney (CBS)