The House Universe Contains a Suicidal Analogue of J. K. Rowling
She's House's latest patient, of course, and last night's cold open both introduced the author and almost killed her off, but for a convenient seizure ex machina.
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We also feel compelled to show you this nugget of silliness: later in the episode, House, Wilson, Cuddy, and... Wilson's paramour, aka Libby from Lost, went on a double-date to one of those bitchin' indoor go-kart tracks.
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