Every week Tyra provides both her contestants and her viewers with some valuable lessons. Did you know models had "types"? What "Palm Springs" is? Or that semen is really yucky? But Tyra, we still have a few questions...

1. What kind of fashion is this cycle going to be about exactly?

Three words. They. Have. Patrick. That must mean that this cycle is chock full of—say it with me ladies!...

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2. Das Racist?

So, wait. Did one of the girls actually think writing "I almost got stuck rooming with a black girl, ew!" in her journal wasn't going to upset some people?

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Sounds like improving her runway walk is the least of her concerns.

3. When Did Karen O. Decide to audition for ANTM?

This cycle already has a girl who resembles Uma Thurman...

... but who knew one of America's favorite indie songstresses had a look-a-like too?

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On a side note, Jordan? You know all those "fake" girls you were talking about? Tolerable or not, they h8u.

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Here's hoping Andre Leon Talley's return to the show next week heralds some answers for us. In the meantime, we'll be here in our Cynthia Rowley gowns waiting. So until next week...