RIP vajazzling, you are no longer the cutting-edge practice in vaginal adornment. Meet vatooing, which involves inking a temporary tattoo of whatever you so desire down there. Watch as these Manhattanites decorate their ladybits with spider webs and swirly hearts.

The cost for these completely unnecessary and totally ridiculous adornments? A mere $115, at Completely Bare spa. But oh, the possibilities! Hearts! Initials! A double rainbow! Because nothing says "white girl problems" like debating how to avoid irritating your vatoo.

[via Driven By Boredom]