TONIGHT: Many of the late-night shows are still on hiatus, but there are some nice primetime offerings, including new episodes of Melissa and Joey, Big Lake, Flipping Out, America's Got Talent, Shaq Vs., The Rachel Zoe Project, and much more!

8:00 PM

Melissa and Joey Joe realizes his social life has suffered since becoming a nanny, so Mel lies about his profession to get him a date with her sorority sister. (ABC Family)
Minute to Win It A Massachusetts woman and a California gal compete for the $1 million prize. Their first game is Paper Dragon, in which they try to unroll party streamers. (NBC)
Wipeout People do stupid things and hurt themselves for money, as per usual. (I will never change this description.) (ABC)

9:00 PM

America's Got Talent The semifinal round begins! I repeat, THE SEMIFINAL ROUND BEGINS! (NBC)
Flipping Out Jeff decides he needs to focus more on client satisfaction, customer service and professionalism. (Bravo)
Shaq Vs. Shaq squares off with Charles Barkley in a five-hole golf challenge in Dana Point, Cal., and also takes part in a competitive-eating challenge with hot-dog-eating champ Joey Chestnut. (ABC)
19 Kids and Counting Ugh. The Duggars. Ugh. (I will also never change this description.) (TLC)

10:00 PM

Big Lake Glenn is surprised to find his new pet iguana is quite the friend magnet; a weight-loss plan could turn Cheddar Creek into the restaurant of Carl's dreams. (Comedy Central)
The Rachel Zoe Project During Fashion Week, Rachel works on styling Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore for the Oscars, recommending that both actresses push the fashion envelope. (Bravo)
Rescue Me Tommy and Sheila find themselves in trouble with Janet and Mickey, and discover what their relationship is really about. Meanwhile, Damien tries to leave 62 Truck. (FX)

10:30 PM

Big Lake Chris tries living in his classroom after getting evicted from his home but eventually moves in with the Franklins, who seem to like him more than Josh. (Comedy Central)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Brian Williams (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Jeffrey Goldberg (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Sylvester Stallone, Levi Johnston, Buckcherry (ABC, Repeat)
Lopez Tonight: Jason Sudeikis, Kim & Kourtney Kardashian, Korn (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Rufus Wainwright, Josh Wolf, Heather McDonald, Jeff Wild (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Tom Cruise, Bryce Dallas Howard, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings (NBC, Repeat)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Steve Carell, Selena Gomez, Halestorm (NBC, Repeat)
Late Show with David Letterman: Drew Barrymore, Katy Perry (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Russell Crowe, Wilco (CBS, Repeat)