TONIGHT: Lots of TV! We've got the Miss Universe Pageant and the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, plus new episodes of Bachelor Pad, Dating in the Dark, Weeds, and more, plus Blago on The Daily Show.

8:00 PM

Bachelor Pad More The Bachelor/The Bachelorette-meets-Big Brother buffoonery. (ABC)
Minute to Win It Former Miss USA and Miss Universe winners play the games for charity. (NBC)
Secret Life of the American Teenager Adrian rushes to the hospital because of a medical scare concerning her pregnancy, and then she and Ben have a major blowup (ABC Family)

9:00 PM

Miss Universe Pageant There's really nothing to say about this... swimsuit competition! (NBC)
The Closer The squad investigates a deadly bank robbery likely committed by a notorious gang of thieves, but this latest crime doesn't fit their modus operandi. (TNT)
Lie to Me Foster's boyfriend, Dave Burns (Max Martini), is kidnapped, and Cal must track him down with the help of Burns' mysterious ex-partner. (FOX)
Huge The camp hosts parents' weekend, but Will's mom and dad are no-shows. (ABC Family)

9:30 PM

Rob Dydrek's Fantasy Factory Rob challenges his manager Jeremy to a happiness contest. (MTV)

10:00 PM

Weeds Nancy decides to head north to Canada, and Andy is charged with obtaining fake IDs while Silas wonders if he wants to live a life on the run. (Showtime)
The Real Housewives of New Jersey In the Season 2 finale, the ladies return to New Jersey and focus on banishing Danielle from their lives. All the mama dramas then come to a head in the form of the ultimate showdown. In one corner: Caroline. In the other: Danielle. (Bravo)
Dating in the Dark Billy Jeffrey, a Chippendale dancer who's also a former contestant on "True Beauty," is among the singles participating. (ABC)
The Hard Times of RJ Berger A guilt-ridden RJ is torn between upholding his promise to keep Lily company in the hospital and attending a winter formal with the girl of his dreams. (MTV)

10:30 PM

The Big C The reality of how little time she has left leaves Cathy with an inclination to explore and appreciate her body for the first time. (Showtime)
Warren the Ape Warren tries to borrow cash from his former costars after gambling away his rent money. (MTV)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Rod Blagojevich (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report Leslie Kean (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Hayden Christensen, Criss Angel, Ozzy Osbourne (ABC, Repeat)
Lopez Tonight: Justin Long, Michael Strahan, Los Lobos (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Eli Roth, Chris Hardwick, Sarah Colonna, Gary Valentine (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Cameron Diaz, Dan Riskin, Lee DeWyze (NBC, Repeat)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Eddie Izzard, Angie Harmon, Big Boi (NBC, Repeat)
Late Show with David Letterman: Brian Williams, Big Boi (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Willie Nelson, Ellie Kemper (CBS, Repeat)