Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Who Can You Trust Edition

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.
Have to respond: no truth to rumors that BL requested to have Serena killed. All is well. GG S4 back on 9/13less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

But my conspiracy website was almost done! And the fan fiction! Schwartz, you've ruined everything all over again.
My dog, Grumpus, greets the day like a thunderbolt. http://twitpic.com/2e10kzless than a minute ago via Twitpic

I would not imagine Patton's dog any differently.
Why is my "who to follow" feature intentionally F-ing with me? http://twitpic.com/2dum50less than a minute ago via Twitpic

Because you're not following Conan. Don't feel the need to read up on the competition, eh?
If a Butterfinger doesn't list butter as an ingredient, then is it all just finger?less than a minute ago via SocialOomph

If there's no butter in Butterfingers, whatever IS in there is probably worse than a finger.
I told everybody "no presents" for my birthday. Since when do my words mean anything? #ipadless than a minute ago via web

Michael Ian Black
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Happy Birthday Michael Ian Black! Sorry, we all thought a handwritten card was more thoughtful.
