TONIGHT: Lots of TV! We've got the Teen Choice Awards, the series premiere of Bachelor Pad, the season premiere of Dating in the Dark, the season finale of Last Comic Standing, a new Real Housewives of New Jersey, and more!

8:00 PM

Bachelor Pad The Bachelor and The Bachelorette meet Big Brother in this new show that puts 19 former contestants in a house together. What could possibly go wrong? (ABC)
Teen Choice Awards Teens! Choices! (FOX)
Secret Life of the American Teenager Ricky travels to New York City to see Amy, and his trip angers Ben and Adrian. (ABC Family)

9:00 PM

The Closer Det. Mikki Mendoza (Paola Turbay) directs Brenda and her squad to probe a string of sadistic slayings that may signal a Mexican drug cartel's arrival in the city. (TNT)
Last Comic Standing Season finale! Kathy Griffin also performs. (NBC)
Huge Dr. Rand gets mad at Salty for giving the kids poker lessons, and she's hurt to learn that her fellow staffers don't open up to her the way they do to each other. (ABC Family)

9:30 PM

Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory The most memorable moments from the first three seasons are recalled by Rob and Drama. (MTV)

10:00 PM

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa, Caroline and Jacqueline set sail on a cruise to Italy with their families, but the mix of three family generations can make for rough waters. Back in Jersey and with the other wives away, Danielle slyly maneuvers onto enemy turf. (Bravo)
Dating in the Dark In the second-season opener, six singles try getting to know each other in the darkroom. This should be fun (and full of schadenfreude). (ABC)
The Hard Times of RJ Berger RJ tries to make amends with Jenny by coming up with a plan to help her ace a big biology test. (MTV)

10:30 PM

Warren the Ape Warren tries to let go of his past by selling off many of his prized possessions. Uh, since when did apes have prized possessions? Is he selling bananas? Whatevs. (MTV)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Will Ferrell (Comedy Central, Repeat)
The Colbert Report Michael Posner (Comedy Central, Repeat)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Harrison, Luke Bryan (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Eva Mendes, Josh Hutcherson, Dolph Zigler, Har Mar Superstar (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Bethenny Frankel, Josh Wolf, Whitney Cummings, Guy Branum (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Howie Mandel, Mike Posner (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Jason Bateman, Aubrey Plaza, China Chow, Menomena (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Adam Sandler, Bettye LaVette (CBS, Repeat)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Lindsay Sloane, Vampire Weekend (CBS)