Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: The Things We Knew We Didn't Need To Know
Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.
Louie goes to see Todd do standup. He just sits there watching/laughing for 30 minutes. #louieseason2ideasless than a minute ago via web
It's going to be like My Dinner With Andre meets a Todd Barry Stand-Up Special.
Oh snap! Now BP can't stop the cement from coming out of the truck!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone
Now the cement is drying on the sea animals! NOW THEY'RE SINKING!
I'm at @MyBuschGardens feeding giraffes with the family!! And he kissed aaaaaagh let me kno if u r here wit meless than a minute ago via TweetGenius
The best way to read this tweet is to think of a telepathic giraffe taking over Shaq's body halfway through and then trying to get more followers.
Cookie Monster: You know how dey say some people "devour" books? Not in da way ME do! Me REALLY devour books!less than a minute ago via web
You're the COOKIE Monster. Even children are questioning the authenticity of this claim.
I'm too old to start understanding what the Spanish Civil War was.less than a minute ago via web
Try going to this Wikipedia page and prove him wrong. That was a complicated war.
