Your Thursday Night Lineup
TONIGHT: Project Runway debuts its 8th season, Bethenny Frankel shows off her new baby, Futurama gets stuck in a time machine, NPH on Craig Ferguson, and your summer is about to get more guido in it: Jersey Shore returns!
8:00 PM
Big Brother A third houseguest is evicted from the Big Brother home! (CBS)
Wipeout While the episode may be a repeat, watching people falling never gets old. (ABC)
Mannequin The classic movie featuring Andrew McCarthy, James Spader, and Kim Cattrall as a store mannequin come to life. (TV Guide)
9:00 PM
So You Think You Can Dance Two of the Top 6 dancers are eliminated, dancers from Step Up 3D perform. (Fox)
Rookie Blue Andy's romance with Luke Callaghan isn't going so smoothly. (ABC)
Police Women of Memphis What's that you say? This show is awful? Well, tonight it won't get much better but Arica pulls over a man whose license has been suspended 52 times. 52 times! (TLC)
Project Runway Season Premiere. Who even realized this show came back tonight?? (Lifetime)
10:00 PM
Futurama The Professor's time machine only goes one way—-the future—-so the crew keeps going ahead until they can find one that can journey to the past. (Comedy Central)
Jersey Shore Can you taste it? The hair gel and spray tans and fist-fights and all-around douchery? It's coming back. Are you ready? I'm certainly not. (MTV)
Bethenny Getting Married? Bethenny and Jason's baby Bryn is here! Tonight, the grandparents visit and they arrange the new nursery. (Bravo)
Boston Med Doctors are horrified to discover that a mistake was made during the first attempt at corrective surgery on a baby boy. Sounds like a downer to me! (ABC)
Ace of Cakes a cake is delivered to a bat refuge and a cake is made to look like Germany's Neuschwanstein Castle. (Food Network)
Royal Pains Hank treats a childhood foe, Evan plans Raj's bachelor party, Jill and Divya attend a bridal event in the city. (USA)
Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files An "aquatic creature" is sought in Pennsylvania and claims about communicating with the dead via photographs are probed in Los Angeles. (SyFy)
Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?
The Daily Show: Liev Schreiber (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Andy Cohen (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Matthew Fox, Josh Hutcherson, the Swell Season (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Zac Efron (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Ron Livingston (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Schwartzman, Stone Temple Pilots (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Rob Schneider, Lucy Punch, Of Montreal (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Paul Rudd, Bill Burr, Interpol (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Neil Patrick Harris, Dr. Sanjay Gupta (CBS)
