Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

I'm seeing @jessetyler speak words I won't understand tonight!!!! I can't wait tv beebee!Thu Jul 15 17:51:29 via UberTwitter

Eric Stonestreet
ericstonestreet


I can't wait for the E! True Hollywood Story: Modern Family. I bet there will be an entire segment devoted to the lovey dovey tweets the cast throw at one another. Hopefully it won't end in despair, Jenny McCarthy/Jim Carrey style.

Quick glossary of Merchant of Venice 4 @ericstonestreet thou means you. anon means later. pound of flesh means pound of flesh. jew means jewThu Jul 15 17:55:04 via web

Jesse Tyler Ferguson
jessetyler


Why can't all TV families be this wonderful to one another off screen?

Well friends, like all great things this too must end.

Thu Jul 15 07:16:44 via web

Old Spice
OldSpice


Goodbye, sweet Old Spice Guy. I'll miss your abs and towel. I'll miss your ridiculous monologues that have nothing to do with deodorant. But most of all, I'll miss the fact that you never sent me a video. The void in my heart will remain vast forever.

If you're truly in favor of bipartisanship then you'll rally for a Chelsea Clinton-Bristol Palin double weddingThu Jul 15 19:48:09 via UberTwitter

Mo Rocca
MoRocca


This is the best idea to unite the parties since James Carville and Mary Matalin got married.

BP says no oil is flowing into the Gulf!! Finally! Do you think this solution will hold?Thu Jul 15 20:00:57 via web

Larry King
kingsthings


And it only took them mere months! What will they do next?! Cure cancer?!