TONIGHT: For the sports fanatics, there's the ESPY Awards. Yay? We've also got new episodes of Big Brother 12, So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef, America's Got Talent, The Real World, Work of Art and much, much more.

8:00 PM

Big Brother 12 The hamsters gather for the PoV competition. (CBS)
Minute to Win It An engaged couple performs dumb tasks for money, because why the hell not? (NBC)
So You Think You Can Dance The Top 7 dancers perform for your entertainment and votes (FOX)

9:00 PM

America's Got Talent Four acts are selected for the Top 24. How long does this show go on for?! (NBC)
Top Chef: Washington, DC The cheftestants work with Blue Crab for the quickfire, before traveling to a Virginia farm to serve up fresh ingredients for the judges. (Bravo)
The ESPY Awards Somethign something sports something awards something. (ESPN)

10:00 PM

The Real World Drinking and drama, obviously. (MTV)
Work of Art The contestants must create an outdoor installation in just two days. Will they be able to pull it off?! (Bravo)
Toddlers & Tiaras The slow decline of American society is once again profiled. (TLC)

10:30 PM

Tosh.0 The "World of Warcraft Freakout Kid" is profiled, embarrassed. (Comedy Central)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Denis Leary (Comedy Central, Repeat)
The Colbert Report: John Waters (Comedy Central, Repeat)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Dakota Fanning, grocery list collector Bill Keaggy, Korn (ABC, repeat)
Lopez Tonight: Vivica A. Fox, Big Boi (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Kristin Cavallari, Chris Hardwick, Dov Davidoff, Heather McDonald (E!, Repeat)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Tracy Morgan, Drew Brees, Flo Rida (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Martha Stewart, Jack McBrayer, Paper Tongues (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Laurie Anderson (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Alfred Molina, Cathy Ladman (CBS)