TONIGHT: It's the premiere of Big Brother to let you know that it truly is summer. Plus, it's Bethenny's wedding day on Bethenny Getting Married? and the amazingly talented author Marilynne Robinson (Housekeeping) stops by the Daily Show.

8:00 PM

Big Brother 12 You know the drill, a bunch of strangers move into a house covered in cameras and compete for food, engage in showmances and try to screw each other at every turn. It just wouldn't be summer without it. (CBS)
Wipeout How is it possible that we're barely into July and I'm already out of Wipeout jokes? Oh, right, because it's on about a million times a week and is the same every single time. (ABC)

9:00 PM

So You Think You Can Dance One of the Top 8 is eliminated. (FOX)
Rookie Blue Andy faces a dilemma regarding a domestic abuse case. (ABC)

10:00 PM

Bethenny Getting Married? It's Bethenny's wedding day, but she's still multitasking. Anyway, are they gonna change the title for next week's episode, or is this the series finale? I mean, are we really gonna be asking a present tense question about something that happened already? Oh wait, since Bethenny really got married months ago, we've been doing that the whole time. What a joke. (BRAVO)
Futurama Bender has a personal stake in a ballot initiative that would legalize marriage between humans and robots. (COMEDY)
Boston Med A neurosurgeon prepares for a risky operation to remove a cancerous tumor from a 29-year-old man's sinus cavities. (ABC)
Mall Cops: Mall of America The undercover unit trains a new member. (TLC)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Marilynne Robinson (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Arturo Rodriguez (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Chris Rock, Ashley Greene, Minus the Bear (ABC, repeat)
Lopez Tonight: Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson (TBS, repeat)
Chelsea Lately Kristin Cavallari, Chris Hardwick, Dov Davidoff, Heather McDonald (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Steve Carell, Jane Lynch (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Seth Meyers, Bethenny Frankel, Blitzen Trapper (NBC, repeat)
Late Show with David Letterman: Jack Hanna, Kerry Washington, Willie Nelson (CBS, repeat)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Adam Goldberg, Jamy Ian Swiss (CBS, repeat)