Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Everyone's Excited for the Long, Holiday Weekend
Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.
Mel's best move: Release new tape saying "That guy DOES do a good impression of me. But I didn't care for all the race stuff."less than a minute ago via web
Good advice from Seth Meyers.
DRUNK HULK JUST FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME!less than a minute ago via web
Drunk Hulk? More like Spoiler Hulk! But seriously, nice burn.
Bad job interview answer #34: This is Turk my cockatiel. Where I go, he goes.less than a minute ago via web
McKay is speaking from experience, but he was actually the bird. It's all highly metaphorical.
I would very much like to be a Russian spy. Russia, if u pay me millions I can teach u how to play Dwight.less than a minute ago via web
Rainn Wilson is just going to give all our nerd secret to the Ruskies? Not on our Independence Day!
Watched Signs w/MelGibson. Its weird w/this week's news I kept waiting 4 Mel's Character 2 threaten the Aliens w/rape & call them the N wordless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
And here's one last shot at Mel for being such a douche. Thanks Joel McHale! Have a good July 4th America.
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
