A Day So Hot Even the Babies Were Limp
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Whenever I see kids (not babies) with a binky in their mouth, I think LAZY parenting.
Cute kid, but isn't she a little old for a binky?
I'm gay and likely will never have children that don't meow, but even I can tell that this poor kid needs a glass of lemonade, a good pee, a thorough scrub, a clean cotton nightie, and a long, long nap. Since I'm babysitting, the bed will have real linen sheets and gauzy curtains and there will be a sound machine softly playing ocean sounds. During naptime, UncleCrocker will be making bitchy comments on Gawker and nipping away at the Prosecco in the fridge.
Then, it will be time for hula-hoop lessons to Lady Gaga songs and a sing-along viewing of The Little Mermaid with UncleCrocker and cats on the sofa.
I am hoping to get hit by a bus or struck by lightening on my way home tonight so I can drop dead and come back in my next life as Salma's next baby (suckling on her sweet breast for two or three whole years).
@Fuldis Closure: That's what the pronote button is for, it's for people when they are approved and come across a comment that is amusing or interesting, and not trolling or nasty or boring/repetitve, to promote it so that those who only allow 'green' comments can enjoy it.
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Didn't you read the instructions? Shame on you :)
