Perez Hilton talked with Joy Behar tonight regarding the ~alleged~ fact that he's a creepy pervert who posted an upskirt photo of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus. Hilton's statements were so ridiculous that they must be seen to be believed. Videos inside.

First, Hilton's explanation of what happened when he posted the picture to his Twitter, in which he contradicted himself several times (and also commented that he linked to the picture because he thought it was "funny" and began to blame the entire thing on Cyrus).

Here, Hilton says that the picture is not child pornography because it's not "arousing," among other things.

Hilton also said that his posting of the picture did not violate Cyrus' privacy—and that it's actually her fault—because she was "aware" that people were taking her picture. After Behar noted that it's still none of his business, Hilton reminded everyone that it is, in fact, his business.

Hilton also repeatedly said that he would do it all over again, and would even post the picture on his site if he had a license to use it. Here are two examples of Hilton's boasts that he'd repeat his actions.

And finally, I'll leave you with this...

Um... at least he knows he's an idiot?

Whatever, back to my lasagna.

[The Joy Behar Show]

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