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My tour has ended and I'm having trouble adjusting. I just screamed at my wife because she wouldn't let me sign her boob.Tue Jun 15 15:19:59 via web

Conan O'Brien
ConanOBrien


Don't fret, little Cone Bone, there will be plenty more boob signing at the TBS studios.

People are mad at me for continually making fun of soccer. I apologize. Other stuff sucks, too.Tue Jun 15 14:16:12 via web

Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack


No, nothing sucks as much as the World Cup.

Our prime time show might get bumped by the President's speech tonight. Obama hates white people I guess...Tue Jun 15 19:02:20 via web

Jimmy Kimmel
jimmykimmel


Other things Obama hates: sea creatures, when Bo poops in the yard.

Complaining about the vuvzelas is embarrassing. It's part of their game and we are their guests. Suck it up and stop whinging. Hooooooooonk!Tue Jun 15 08:17:34 via TweetDeck

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Simon Pegg
simonpegg


Wait, British people hear the vuvuzela as a honk? Weirdos.

@WilliamShatner Bill, hope you are well! How're you doing with your iPhone? Issues resolved? Maybe we need to get Mr. Jobs involved...?Tue Jun 15 20:15:23 via Twittelator

LeVar Burton
levarburton


Watch out, Apple, Star Trek is staging a coup!