Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub has been forced put her house on the market for her divorce proceedings for the "aggressive price" of $1.095 million. What do you get for that kind of dough?

  • Six bathrooms
  • Billiards room (with wet bar)
  • Pool
  • Cabana
  • Tanning room
  • Six bedrooms where no sex tape was filmed (to the best of our knowledge)
  • One bedroom where a Danielle Staub sex tape was filmed
  • Six bathrooms
  • A bidet

Danielle is the second Real Housewife of New Jersey to put her home on the market recently—Teresa Guidice is selling her home in preparation for her move to debtor's prison. Soon the two women will be known as the "Real Wives of New Jersey." Because they won't have houses! Get it?

[NJ.com]