Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Have you heard Penn Jillette's joke about Siamese twins, a trombone, and Julio Iglesias? I haven't either. But it sounds hilarious.Thu Jun 10 14:15:44 via web

R.L. Stine
RL_Stine


Will somebody get this guy a microphone? Screw spooky children's books, this guy should be doing stand up.

just had miley in...she said she'd be down to play carrie bradshaw in a Sex & the City prequel but hasn't been asked http://yfrog.com/j3ritjThu Jun 10 17:05:44 via UberTwitter

Ryan Seacrest
RyanSeacrest


Does that really come as a surprise?

WOW!!! OVER 3 MILLION!!! Im from a town of just 30,000 people....THIS IS INSANE!! I truly have the GREATEST FANS IN THE WORLD...THANK U!!Thu Jun 10 16:02:27 via web

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Justin Bieber
justinbieber


If you discount his German fans (because apparently baby Justin doesn't know what Germany is) it's really more like... 2,950,000.

I wanna party with that Van Der Sloot dude!Thu Jun 10 16:18:32 via web

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RainnWilson
rainnwilson


Who wouldn't? Oh, right, anybody who doesn't like being murdered.

Spent years studying birdsong. Turns out most of them are saying, "I hate Jews."Thu Jun 10 15:42:53 via web

Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack


This is also a secret talent of mine. But we must have studied different dialects, because all I heard was "I hate juice."