TONIGHT: Highlights include the season finale of Nurse Jackie and more fighting on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, the premieres of Last Comic Standing, Persons Unknown and Good Guys.

8:00 PM

Last Comic Standing It's the seventh season premiere of the show that pits stand up comedians against each other, kicking off with open auditions in LA. Hosted by Craig Robinson. (NBC)
Lie to Me Back after a long hiatus, Tim Roth is a lie detection expert who believes that a brilliant psychology student is also a psychotic murderer. (FOX)
The Bachelorette Ali continues her search for love with a series of awkward jokes and even more awkward laughing. Also, for some terrible reason, the Barenaked Ladies are involved. (ABC)
Behind the Music The classic music doc/weep fest returns by examining the life and trials of DMX. (VH1)
The Secret Life of the American Teenager In the third season premiere, Ben wonders if Adrian is lying about not being pregnant and Ashley gets a lecture on birth control. (ABC Fam)

9:00 PM

Good Guys Colin Hanks and Bradley Whitford are on the hunt for thieves who target vintage cars. (FOX)
Cake Boss Buddy makes a cake for the Coney Island Polar Bear Club. (TLC)
The Best Thing I Ever Ate The stars of the Food Network talk about treats they can't resist. (FOOD)
VH1 Hip Hop Honors The Dirty South is showcased in the seventh year of this event. (VH1)

10:00 PM

Nurse Jackie In the season finale, Jackie is at odds with her family and co-workers and the drug dealer she ripped off is chasing her down. (SHO)
Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle causes lots of drama and fighting. What a surprise. (BRAVO)
True Beauty Penn and Teller teach the contestants a magic trick and swear them to secrecy. Then they bring a reporter in. Gee, wonder what might happen next. (ABC)
Persons Unknown In the pilot of this mystery-drama series, a group of people are abducted and taken to a remote mansion filled with security cameras where they might need to kill each other to escape. (NBC)
Neighbors from Hell In the pilot of this animated series, a family from hell is sent to Texas to save hell from the Earthlings. Sounds metaphorical. (TBS)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: John C. Reilly (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: James Carville, Jonathan Alter (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Ice Cube, Paula Deen, Rob Zombie (ABC, repeat)
Lopez Tonight: Ashton Kucher, Hanson (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Colin Hanks, Heather McDonald, Randy Sklar, Jeff Wild (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Howie Mandel, Jillian Michaels, Hole (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Molly Shannon, Chris Colfer, Ian Poulter, Kings of Convenience (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Jessica Biel, Lee DeWyze (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Eric Idle, Terry Crews (CBS)