Cheating Sandra Bullock husband and lover of strippers Jesse James is breaking his silence, tearfully. "They call you the most hated man in America," says the interview. "I think it's most hated man in the world," he replies. Watch video.

Jesse speaks in his trademark dopey monotone in an interview with ABC's Nightline (and a first-look teaser on GMA, natch) this Tuesday.

This promo clip gets good at the end. "And then," the announcer intones, "what everyone's been waiting for." Jesse sniffles and his voice wavers. "I think I need to take a break now." He ducks out of the camera's reach. Sweet Schadenfreude. We get to see Jesse James cry on Tuesday night. [ABCNews]