Perhaps the busiest man in in Hollywood took some time off from filming the Smurfs movie to talk with two winos this morning. Topics ranged from his appearance on Glee to his favorite hobby—the dark arts!

Okay, so maybe not the "dark arts." As Gob Bluth would say, "they're called illusions, Michael." In this clip, he talks about his swanky membership to the Magic Castle and calls Kathie Lee and Hoda out on the amount of booze on the table.

Here, NPH discusses his thoughts on his performance in last night's Glee.

How did his appearance come to be? How I Met Your Mother's 100th Episode party, Joss Whedon, and twitter.