Geometry Teacher Gives Important Lesson On How to Assassinate Obama 15.49K Richard Lawson 05/18/10 10:12AM Filed to: Yay alabama Yay alabama assassination Barack Obama Alabama An Alabama high school geometry teacher is in trouble for, while teaching the kids about parallel lines and such, using the example of the angle a sniper would want when trying to kill Hussein Obama, our Muslim tsar. [AL.com]