Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Bob Saget is Old and has a Small Penis

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

So, it's Bob Saget's birthday. And John Stamos tweeted him a lovely cake.

Just lovely.

In other birthday news, Craig Ferguson is 48 today! Instead of the suggestions he makes here, I think he should just go the bi-curious mid-life crisis route with Saget. It'll kill two (old) birds with one stone. Or give them both hernias.

What the hell kind of OBGYN is she going to?

Maybe they'll plan a musical tribute episode to The Brady Bunch, where little Jake has to sing in a talent show but goes through puberty at the most inopportune time! Plus, I bet Christopher Knight could use the special guest appearance money... I mean, that season of The Surreal Life was like, five years ago. And he's still stuck with Adrienne Curry as a wife.

So part of her pretend job is to be pretend upset on Mondays when she's pretend working?
