Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: You Want the Shatner? You Can't Handle the Shatner!

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Beyond the steroid use, I think the unfair advantage comes from her sneakers and ability to make literally anyone dance. Anyone.

Guess those Mad Men wrap parties aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Garfield might be a jerk, but we've all seen what can happen to Jon Arbuckle when Garfield is out of the picture.

Which is why everyone should drive Tauruses. The fact that Conan's prized possession is a Taurus has nothing to do with it.

You cannot put a price on Shatner.
