Today we looked at Sarah Palin's gibbledy-gobbledy word stew about the mainstream media and scratched our heads. Luckily one commenter had their Palin Translate-O-Matic machine handy, and told us what she really meant.

From Mrs. Beeton:

What she's trying to say is that some people are on the student paper staff and what they do is when they're talking to the folks in the Model UN, will sometimes say things about the cheerleaders and the basketball teams because we all know about Title IX, but the important thing, at the end of the day, is that everyone knows who is going to be voted homecoming queen, which is only a little less than prom queen. But they're all up on stage together at graduation and it will all be forgotten at the reunion at the Ramada and will you sign my yearbook?