TONIGHT: It's a full night of TV including the season premiere of the Real Housewives of New Jersey and new episodes of HIMYM, Chuck and Gossip Girl. Plus, it's the start of Celebrity Jeopardy! Championship Week!

8:00 PM

Chuck Training missions abound as Chuck and Sarah get tips from guest stars Fred Willard and Swoosie Kurtz while Casey is forced to train Morgan. (NBC)
How I Met Your Mother Ted and Barney fight over Robin who wants nothing to do with either of them. And we might, might, get a flashback or two. (CBS)
House The team tries to diagnose a man while his fiance takes notes on his past. Plus, karaoke. (FOX)
Dancing with the Stars A team cha-cha challenge performed to the music of Lady Gaga. (ABC)

9:00 PM

Gossip Girl Blair checks out Columbia while Dan continues to uncover Vanessa secrets. Meanwhile Taylor Momsen continues to wear ridiculous amounts of eye makeup. (CW)
The Big Bang Theory Sheldon tells a lie but then gets caught, and he learns a valuable lesson about the truth in a tight three act structure. (CBS)
24 Jack sets out to avenge his partner while President Taylor attempts to keep the peace talks alive. And probably fails like the whole show. (FOX)
Best Food Ever This new TLC show explores the best foods ever, like sandwiches that cost $100. Kind of like Food Network's Best Thing I Ever Ate but on TLC. (TLC)

10:00 PM

Castle Castle and Beckett investigate the death of a celebrity chef allowing Rocco DiSpirito to appear as himself, which hopefully turns out better than The Restaurant did. (ABC)
CSI: Miami A jewel heist results in murder and the sun results in David Caruso putting on his sunglasses very dramatically. (CBS)
The Real Housewives of New Jersey The Season 2 premiere promises fighting, name-calling and lots of other hijinx. Plus fighting and name-calling. (BRAVO)
True Life Young people with traumatic brain injuries share their stories, special appearance by the Situation. (MTV)
Law and Order A model's body is set ablaze because immolation is literally the only crime the show hasn't covered. (NBC)
Nurse Jackie A hospital beneficiary is rushed into the ER and threatens to withhold future donations. (SHO)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Jonathan Eig (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Elizabeth Warren (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Dr. Mehmet Oz, Leslie Bibb, Two Door Cinema Club (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Seann William Scott, Andrew Dice Clay (TBS, repeat)
Chelsea Lately Molly Ringwald, Chris Hardwick, Whitney Cummings, Jason Sklar (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jon Favreau, Godsmack (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Sarah Silverman, Joan Rivers, Corinne Bailey Rae (NBC)
Last Call with Carson Daly Kat Von D, Dan Smith, Garfunkel & Oates, Metric (NBC, repeat)
Late Show with David Letterman: Mickey Rourke, Jim Parsons, "American Idol" castoff Siobhan Magnus (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Morgan Freeman, Kate Mara (CBS)