Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Lindsay and Dina Lohan Go on a Mommy-Daughter Date

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Where would I be without the spooky man's great WTF-esque news updates? I'd be a little less knowledgeable about bestiality in Germany, that's for sure.

Stars: They're just like us! They have chubby fingers that don't work well on smart phones.

In times like this, I so wish the Dina Lohan Twitter account was the real thing.

The latest installment of Chad Ochocinco's movie reviews in 140 characters or less. Bonus points for turning part of the sentence into a hash tag.

I give it at least another 5-10 years before that'd be allowed. At least not before Michael Cera and Clarke Duke remake Dumb and Dumber.
