On Real Road Rules Meaty Challenge 2: vs. The Fresh Gauntlet (or whatever), some drunk beefy-armed guy stole some potatoes, threw cheese at an even beefier-armed dude, then attacked a beefy bystander. Tempers flared! Words were had! Starch was tossed!

Those crazy challenge kids—what won't they do? Wear shirts? Become respectable? Maintain sobriety? Ah, the beefy flower of youth!